Saturday, May 24, 2008

Press release 05/24/2008

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
12:05 AM EST, May 24, 2008, OXNARD, Ca.

Trouble is brewing once again at Dog Food Productions like a late-night pot of cheap joe. After director R. Strother off-handedly referred to his acting team as "knuckleheads" and "no-goodniks" at the Angelika screening of "Community Service", petulant returning member Kelly Crosby fired off a haughty retort, which we quote in full here:

"By the way Mr. Strothers... Expect to hear from my attorneys in regards to defamation of character! I resent this public announcement during your acceptance speech last night!............"Knuckled head".....HURUMPH! Knuckled head indeed! Oh you know what I’m talking about............oh you know................

This isn't over Strothers...............not by a long shot...............blog that strothers....blog that....

Good day sir.............I SAID..... GOOD DAY!"


Strother's reply was predictably terse, though he did manage to sneak in a plug:

"Crosby's being a big baby because we didn't have his mint juleps and finger sandwiches waiting for him when he arrived on the set. He's just putting on a big show in the hopes that his salary for out next film -- "A Christmas Sausage", due to arrive December 2008 -- will be inflated. Fat chance."

The Video Race finals are being held on Tuesday the 27th. Expectations of a further controversy are low, since no "acceptance speech" is anticipated.

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